Did you know that Akon had a 6 month old child??……..Well it was news to me….apparently not only does he father the child (he took a paternity test and it said ’sorry mate, it’s yours’)…..he also FAILS to pay child support!

What’s going on today with artists and the LACK of child support payments being made! LMAO!……At least Kelis has had the opportunity to serve Nas ……Akon’s baby mama (Sara Coleman) can’t even get his ass to court!

Hear the joke: Sara’s lawyer,  Patrick Baghdaseriansm, tried to serve him with his notice at Michael Jackson’s Memorial service….with NO SUCCESS!

Is it just me or is that hilarious??…..that’s one way to avoid squabbling……just keep running away from the bish!

(BTW: I know the pic has NOTHING to do with this….but I didn’t get to use it yet….and I just had to! ;D ….in case you are unsure that’s the pic of him and the 15 year old he was dry humping at some concert a little while back…..who can blame him….bish does not LOOK like a minor…in FACT she LOOKS like a damn PROfessional!)

As we all know Nas and Kelis are getting divorced……but now things are getting a little ridiculous….these two are squabbling uncontrollably about how much Nas should pay, his soon to be ex-wife, Kelis (who is pregnant with his child).

Check out what Nas had to say via TMZ:

For starters, Kelis claims Nas raked in $11 million for his album deal. Nas fired back in legal papers, “I did not receive even half that amount”… claiming it’s more like $4 mil. Nas claims his income is declining, and he’s only pulling in $147,165 a month.

As for what he spends … $71,371.96 a month, which includes $10,000 a month in clothing/hair/toiletries/personal effects.

Kelis, who is about to give birth to their child, claims Nas hasn’t paid a penny for child or spousal support since he left her.

(Sorry but why are they referring to ‘hair’ expenses……it’s not like dude got a Super-Tyra-Weave or sumfin…..lol anyhu….)

What makes it WORSE is that Nas actually stated that he thinks $5,000 per month is enough for child support, because the baby is going to be new born. I’m not sure why, but that sounds a little on the stingy side for a millionaire?!

I don’t know what the hell to make of all this ish…..the word petty springs to mind! I personally have no idea how much it costs to maintain a new born but I do think that they need to sit the hell down and stop squabbling like a pair of children.………although it does keep me highly amused!

Nas is essentially claiming that he has given Kelis a lot MORE than she says, and he makes A LOT LESS than she thinks……I love how rappers and actors etc talk the talk about how they are BALLIN‘ …..until that divorce comes along…….then the chains disappear and all of a sudden your broke?!

I can NOT wait to see what the final settlement is…..What do you think? Was Nas gassin’ (lying) about having all that money and how much SHOULD he have to pay her? What amount of money does a woman deserve after your relationship is over?? (hummmm…I’ma blog on that one later)

Jamie Hector, who plays Marlo in the HBO T.V. show “The Wire” attended his wife’s baby shower on Saturday evening, which ended as a horrific crime scene.

Just outside the baby shower, in Brooklyn, a barrage of bullets were fired killing one teenager and seriously injuring two other men.

The gunmen shot nearly 50 bullets which killed a 17 year old boy, Linton Williams, who was pronounced dead at the scene.

Another man, Andrew Filson was shot at the scene and then driven to the nearest Medical Center. As Filson got out of the vehicle a car drove up and started firing at the man again, despite the fact that he was already badly wounded. Police say that he was hit at least 1 more time outside of the Medical Center.

Filson was then rushed to King’s County Hospital, which is a trauma center. At the moment he is said to be in critical condition. The third Victim, Walter Parker, was shot in the leg, but is said to be in stable condition at Brookdale University Hospital.

Although sources say that Marlo (left) was present at the baby shower sources have not yet confirmed whether the actor, Jamie Hector, who has also had roles in T.V. Shows such as “Heroes” and “Jericho”, was still at the baby shower at the time of the gun battle.

“What a Battle” a police source told the New York Daily News “They have been watching too much T.V.”

There were over 45 shell casting found along the block (along the length of the street) and although 2 guns were recovered police have not yet arrested anyone in connection to the horrific event.

SMH…..that is all I can do….SMH…..when will these assholes learn to STOP killing each other….for God’s Sake why don’t you wake the FCUK up and stop acting like a bunch of unruly animals! There is NO EXCUSE for taking anyone’s life…. and what if a child had been hit?!………I’m in disbelief that people can conduct themselves in this way….I hope the police find your ass, lock you up and throw away the key……Life is NOT a T.V. show……..assholes! /end rant

Source: New York Daily News

So this weekend at Alonzo Mourning’s Charity Benefit Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade decided to make their relationship public…….and STOP pretending that they’re not together!

Now that Dwayne’s marriage to his former high school sweetheart, Siouvaughn is 100% OVER and the divorce papers will be arriving any day now……his relationship with Gabrielle Union is definitely one to keep an eye on….despite the fact that the baby rumours about the two are definately FALSE.

I’m not going to hate on Gabby….especially because I don’t want to prove her whole ‘black bloggers are haters’ theory right….so alls I will say is good luck to them both.

Just so you know……. Dwayne Wade is a pro basketball player….he plays for the Miami Heat in the NBA……. and was actually named 2006 Sportsman of the Year by Sports Illustrated.

What do mi amours think of these two? Cute Couple or Totally Not Going to Last?

Just had to post it cos she’s a bad bish!!

Jeeeeez! One word….LUVAGE!

Amours?? ….Speak on it……