OK, so all day the only thing I have been seeing is this KELIS and NAS divorce thing! I tried to ignore it though its obviously true….. and when I saw divorce papers they made me cringe!!! For two reasons:

1, They were Hot Damn FABULOUS!!! They were one of the first DECENT black hip hop couples that I both respected and had on my ipod. They were cute as, drama free and seemed so happy….. they could almost convince you that there really was such a thing as a “happy ending.”

2, They kept most of their ish private and kept it 100! Plus lets face it they are rolemodels and don’t really deserve this kind of a breakup…… it just seems so messy and sordid!! (Ok your like why right…….. ima to it….)

Anyhu I suppose the reality of being superstars kicked in and…… the shit hit the fan! It appears that KELIS filed for the divorce after her and Nas could no longer hold it together due to the sex tape of Kelis and a nameless DJ was leaked (which she says was made before they were together…. and personally, I believe her). I haven’t seen the vid and obv would not want to……… I don’t understand why anyone would leak a video like that or even put it out there, when its clearly only going to have a destructive effect on peoples lives?? At least with Paris Hilton there was no way people could lose any more respect for her…… thus the release of that tape was totally beneficial to her!

Here’s the thing…. it seems like this sex tape is one of the main reasons that they are getting divorced….. thus one can legitimately assume that if SOME people were not soooo cruel and self centered and ……….. evil (yea, that describes it) then maybe the child she is expecting could have grown up in a much different world to the one he/she will be welcomed into on July 21st (that’s the date she’s expected to have the lil sprog)

Its like……….. their whole “irreconcilable” difference is the tape because its caused Nas so much embarrassment but the thing is…….. if its in the past and its out there already what difference does it make??? Seriously….. you already married her, you are going to have a child with her….. you will HAVE to accept that she will be connected to you, through your child, for the rest of your life….. like why can’t you just let the past be the past and get over it???

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Before you read this post just know that if sex and celebs offends you…….. you need to click the little “x” icon and get away from this blog posting. SEX and CELEBS are today’s hot topic!!…….

So as usual I found myself without anything to do at some point between my bacon sandwich and my migraine,(which is taking the piss outta my life at the moment)…… i stumbled across another blog, about groupies!!!http://www.backstagepazz.com/

Although I am aware that groupies exist it never occurred to me that hearing there point of view would be so damn funny! If you haven’t already i urge you to read the ones about Jim Jones and Jay-Z. I have no idea if they are true or false….. but they are fuckin hilarious!!!

From an anonymous female about Jay:

“he screams like a bitch when he busts. It’s horrible. He has a big, humungous dick and has no idea what to do with it.”

LMAO! Like i said i have no idea if this is true and i’m not sayin it is, but all i know is the tales had me in stitches! Especially the one about Jackie-O:

“She was like “suck my toes” I love it when a man does that. Of course, I did it even though I’m not really into that. After a few minutes of that, she turned in doggy style position. I was thinking I was about to get it in. Then she was like “now eat from behind”. I did it, but immediately she was like “No, the other hole”. I felt like I lost my manhood that night. She was so bossy.”

If that don’t have you on ur ass, crakin up i don’t know what will.

Here’s my thing though…. there are sooo many gurls that wana be groupies and follow these celebs around like they shit silver and gold, when in fact you may end up wid sweet FA.

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I’m sorry but I can’t quite understand why we are at the point where the media of the day would rather put some nobody, who doesn’t mind making a fool of themselves on national TV rather than using the airtime to actually do some good, you know like raise the education level of our deeply fucked up and overwhelmingly ignorant teens.

NO NO NO instead they suffocate us with reality series after reality series, all of which manage to provide us with absolutely NO USEFUL INFORMATION!!!!!(this is emotional for me) I can not quite understand why people like Heidi Montang and Spencer Pratt (really don’t care if I’ve misspelled their names) are invited to public events…… like really what have you done to deserve a seat anywhere except jerry springer??!!

Here’s the thing that everyone seems to be missing, by putting these what-less, useless, promiscuous people on T.V you are doing two things:

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So you’ve heard of this thing called twitter right?…… O.K. and at the moment its the way celebs are communicating with their audience and in some people’s opinion controlling their media.

Anyways today i couldn’t have been anymore bored and so have been following “ludajuice” aka ludacris on twitter. He has this whole “Battle of the Sexes” album that he’s working on anyway i think its everyday he asks this random question:

Today’s was:

” Battle of the Sexes Q of the day: what is the worst thing you have done to get revenge on your Man/Woman when they made u Mad?”

The responses are a little crazy .e.g.
“I got my ex fired from his job so he wouldn’t have any money to take another girl out.”
and
“@ludajuice my friend told her ex he could go to eBay and bid like every1 else if he wanted his clothes and shiz back.”
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Some folks will tell you the blues is a woman,
Some type of supernatural creature.
My mother would tell you, if she could,
About her life with my father,
A strange and sometimes cruel gentleman.
She would tell you about the choices
A young black woman faces.
Is falling in love with some man
A deal with the devil
In blue terms, the tongue we use
When we don’t want nuance
To get in the way,
When we need to talk straight.
My mother chooses my father
After choosing a man
Who was, as we sing it,
Of no account.
This man made my father look good,
That’s how bad it was.
He made my father seem like an island
In the middle of a stormy sea,
He made my father look like a rock.
And is the blues the moment you realize
You exist in a stacked deck,
You look in a mirror at your young face,
The face my sister carries,
And you know it’s the only leverage
You’ve got.
Does this create a hurt that whispers
How you going to do?
Is the blues the moment
You shrug your shoulders
And agree, a girl without money
Is nothing, dust
To be pushed around by any old breeze.
Compared to this,
My father seems, briefly,
To be a fire escape.
This is the way the blues works
Its sorry wonders,
Makes trouble look like
A feather bed,
Makes the wrong man’s kisses
A healing.

By Cornelius Eady

Just so you know what time it is. Drake, one of Lil Wayne’s artists and one of the most popular underground artists at the moment, is going to be at SOB’s this Tuesday. (Tuesday, May 26th)

Tickets have been SOLD OUT for at least two weeks!!! and this is a new talent showcase guys, NOT some main concert!!! That’s how big he is rite now.

Anyhu check out the flyer…….

http://blog-aroundharlem.com/2009/05/20/hot-97s-whos-next-presents-drake-at-sobs/