
‘Ello ‘Ello ‘Ello Mi Amours! So I was having a rather interesting conversation with a friend the other day about sex… and after about an hour or so, I mentioned, very casually….. and as a passing comment, that in the past I have definitely faked it!
Well he was certainly shocked and appeared to be slightly offended, not because we have had any sexual relations and I dented his ego…….but almost because he was offended at the idea that a female would actually just FAKE it!Know that she faked it, and feel no way to admit that she fakes it, when there was a need to…. ”make it, make it vibrate!” (#truestories)
Let me explain one of my theories on sex…. I am fully aware that every guy thinks that he is THE best thing since sliced bread, when it comes to PUTTING IT DOWN in the bedroom….However I have personally experienced and heard MANY girlfriends tell me just how much the sex SUCKED and how they couldn’t think of any better way to escape, what one of them described as a “washing machine moving,” ain’t-doing-anything-for-me, please-hurry-up-and-let-this-be-over, sexual experience! (Lol)
Now I have to say that often men and ladies speak about how FANTASTIC sex is, and HONESTLY I think a great deal of the time they are EXAGGERATING, so that you will envy their non-existent sex life….. The truth of the matter is that especially for a WOMAN, sex can often suck….
If you ask me the question Have I ever Faked it? …..I shall respond, probably quite loudly, “Hell yea, I’ve faked it!” And I Know that probably 98% of woman HAVE at some point had to fake it. Let me break down the rationale for the fellas, so they can get a little insight into a REAL woman’s mind, and speak the truth so my ladies KNOW it’s OK to tell it JUST how it is!
Some of the reasons ladies fake it area as follows:
1. She is Bored! – He is putting in work, or what he claims is “work”
and unfortunately the only thing your body feels ……is the perspiration being transferred from his skin to yours…. which, I might add, is perfectly fine IF I’M ENJOYING SEX, but if I am bored as hell trying to figure out what channel I’m going to watch when this is over,….. perspiration transfer is just plain NASTY! ….. so HELL YEA IMMA FAKE IT! …Why? ….. To hurry up and get the heck outta there!
2. She is trying to make YOU feel good– Often women care about the person they are having a sexual relationship with, sometimes they don’t and they are using you just as much as you may be using them, but occasionally (lol) they give damn about your feelings. Thus if they see you are making an effort and TRYING to please them. She will FAKE IT , so that you can feel good about yourself, and talk that “I put it down on my baby” ish to your friends, with the most genuine belief that you do! (Its emotional! ^_^)
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